Certified Green Flag

Suspiciously healthy behavior

You communicate, you apologize without a 'but', you let people be cringe in peace. Therapists would use you as an example. The catch: you're so reasonable that unhinged people find you magnetic — guard your peace accordingly.

Now make it everyone's problem

Post your result and watch the "no way, I got that too" replies roll in. Or send it to one friend with zero context. Both work.

The full flag spectrum

Beige Flag — Not toxic. Just... a lot of quirks.
Yellow Flag — Proceed. With notes.
Red Flag — You know what you did
Walking Red Flag — A parade, actually