Red Flag

You know what you did

Charming, magnetic, and equipped with at least two habits people warn their friends about. The good news: self-aware red flags are upgradeable. The bad news: 'I'm just being honest' is not the apology you think it is.

Now make it everyone's problem

Post your result and watch the "no way, I got that too" replies roll in. Or send it to one friend with zero context. Both work.

The full flag spectrum

Certified Green Flag — Suspiciously healthy behavior
Beige Flag — Not toxic. Just... a lot of quirks.
Yellow Flag — Proceed. With notes.
Walking Red Flag — A parade, actually