Yellow Flag

Proceed. With notes.

Mostly great, occasionally 'we need to talk about the thing'. You know exactly which habit of yours this quiz means, and you've been meaning to fix it since roughly 2024. The clock, respectfully, is ticking.

Now make it everyone's problem

Post your result and watch the "no way, I got that too" replies roll in. Or send it to one friend with zero context. Both work.

The full flag spectrum

Certified Green Flag — Suspiciously healthy behavior
Beige Flag — Not toxic. Just... a lot of quirks.
Red Flag — You know what you did
Walking Red Flag — A parade, actually